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Subject:Last known photos of BFJ - Case #001
Time:06:58 am
Hi!!123! I'm Kristine and I'm the eyes of the SCBP. In other words, what I see is what the SCBP sees. Because it doesn have eyes since it's not really a person. Narge has eyes, but he's a self absorbed man skank who can't see past his own big fat head.

Anyway, here are the last known photos of our missing person Best Friend Jonathan Joshua Jackson Jacob. Pictures! Whee!Collapse )
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Subject:Case #001 - Best Friend Jacob
Time:06:24 am
World renowned choreographer, Best Friend Jacob was abducted earlier this week. The kidnappers sent the following email to kben, BFJ's publicist.

From : Britney Jean <i_like_girls_britney@yahoo.com>
Sent : Friday, July 9, 2004 1:49 AM
To : kabensi@hotmail.com
Subject : Best Friend Jacob

Jacob is my new bitch!

Bring me exactly 78 coffee bean decaf lattes and a pair of superman underwear or I will make him more than a woman!

Delivery instructions to follow, be ready!


crack!! (whip)


Ms. KBen contacted us and we immediately launched into action. We take our job very seriously. Often times, we are the only line of defense between the common man and a crazed pop superstar.
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Time:06:12 am
SCBP in the house!

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